Is it "high-tech" or “hi-tech”?

When you think of promotional products, you probably don’t think hi-tech. Well, you should! Executives and board members like some swag too…just not tote bags and pens. Think Oscars instead of SAG Awards. For that, we suggest the following: Powermats (because plugging in your phone is for losers), noise cancelling headphones (BECAUSE IT IS LOUD IN FIRST CLASS), personal speakers for your iPhone or iPod (because no one appreciates Bach and Chopin like they do), portable media players (and not so portable media players), Dyson vacuum cleaners (errr…happy housekeeper, happy boss?!  Oy.).

These and many more hi-tech swag ideas at SWAG Necessities.

Needle found!

Tradeshows and conferences are tough events for which to prepare!  Finding a unique giveaway is like finding a needle in a haystack.  There are always the tried and true key chains, tote bags and lanyards (see above).  But I always urge people to remember: There ARE other products out there!  Many will tell you to gauge your audience.  And yes, that is an important point.  But I also recommend having fun (see below)!  With all of the wacky games, fun brain teasers and tech gadgets out there, there is no reason to not challenge the norm.  And trust me, if you do…the horizon is pretty limitless.

SPICY!

Why not spice things up a little...or a lot? Choose from a variety of hot sauces including Cayenne Pepper, Garlic Hot Pepper, Jalapeno and the local crowd favorite, Habanero. We'll slap a custom waterproof label on the bottle and that should definitely heat things up!

Now please pass the water....

It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a flying sock monkey!

We'll print your logo on the cape-color-of-your-choice and it instantaneously will become YOUR flying sock monkey. 

If sock monkeys are entirely too trendy for you, what about glow-in-the-dark flying monkeys?

Still too much?  What about the tried and true old-school flying monkey.
What?  There is SO such a thing as an "old-school" flying monkey….Uh, I think. 

I'll have that neat.

I opened an email this morning that had an ad for Johnnie Walker Blue with a custom etched message. Pretty rad. Then it occurred to me, hey I bet SWAG can do that! After a few taps on my keyboard I discovered that sure enough, we can. And if a $225 bottle of Blue (and that’s the small one!) is a bit out of your price range, there are other options galore. I think wine is fantastic and wallet friendly alternative. Zins, Merlots, Cabernets, Pinots…the sky’s the limit. We’ve got the bubbly stuff too.

Right around here I think I am supposed to give you a lecture about drinking responsibly.

Instead I'll just suggest a cab!  Happy Holidays!

Pay attention Danielson!

Looking for a unique promotional idea?  I think Miyagi would agree that whether it’s a gift or part of a campaign, this idea would bring luck to anyone. Lucky bamboo or bonsai trees custom designed just for you!  Then you can kick some karate-poser-white-dude-jerk-face ass while you’re at it.

Small disclaimer: The ass kicking results are unfortunately not guaranteed.  I mean, those guys were pretty tough...

Got Milk? What about Magic Milk?

No?  Well get with it already!  These magic straws are filled with flavored beads that change regular milk into a fun and delicious drink.  And get this: they are gluten free, lactose free, low in sugar, all natural and have no preservatives.  I can’t even say that about my toothpaste!  Trust me, brand these and your exposure will be unforgettable!  Available in cocoa, cookies & cream, strawberry and vanilla.