It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a flying sock monkey!

We'll print your logo on the cape-color-of-your-choice and it instantaneously will become YOUR flying sock monkey. 

If sock monkeys are entirely too trendy for you, what about glow-in-the-dark flying monkeys?

Still too much?  What about the tried and true old-school flying monkey.
What?  There is SO such a thing as an "old-school" flying monkey….Uh, I think.