It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a flying sock monkey!

We'll print your logo on the cape-color-of-your-choice and it instantaneously will become YOUR flying sock monkey. 

If sock monkeys are entirely too trendy for you, what about glow-in-the-dark flying monkeys?

Still too much?  What about the tried and true old-school flying monkey.
What?  There is SO such a thing as an "old-school" flying monkey….Uh, I think. 

I'll have that neat.

I opened an email this morning that had an ad for Johnnie Walker Blue with a custom etched message. Pretty rad. Then it occurred to me, hey I bet SWAG can do that! After a few taps on my keyboard I discovered that sure enough, we can. And if a $225 bottle of Blue (and that’s the small one!) is a bit out of your price range, there are other options galore. I think wine is fantastic and wallet friendly alternative. Zins, Merlots, Cabernets, Pinots…the sky’s the limit. We’ve got the bubbly stuff too.

Right around here I think I am supposed to give you a lecture about drinking responsibly.

Instead I'll just suggest a cab!  Happy Holidays!