It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a flying sock monkey!

We'll print your logo on the cape-color-of-your-choice and it instantaneously will become YOUR flying sock monkey. 

If sock monkeys are entirely too trendy for you, what about glow-in-the-dark flying monkeys?

Still too much?  What about the tried and true old-school flying monkey.
What?  There is SO such a thing as an "old-school" flying monkey….Uh, I think. 

I'll have that neat.

I opened an email this morning that had an ad for Johnnie Walker Blue with a custom etched message. Pretty rad. Then it occurred to me, hey I bet SWAG can do that! After a few taps on my keyboard I discovered that sure enough, we can. And if a $225 bottle of Blue (and that’s the small one!) is a bit out of your price range, there are other options galore. I think wine is fantastic and wallet friendly alternative. Zins, Merlots, Cabernets, Pinots…the sky’s the limit. We’ve got the bubbly stuff too.

Right around here I think I am supposed to give you a lecture about drinking responsibly.

Instead I'll just suggest a cab!  Happy Holidays!

Pay attention Danielson!

Looking for a unique promotional idea?  I think Miyagi would agree that whether it’s a gift or part of a campaign, this idea would bring luck to anyone. Lucky bamboo or bonsai trees custom designed just for you!  Then you can kick some karate-poser-white-dude-jerk-face ass while you’re at it.

Small disclaimer: The ass kicking results are unfortunately not guaranteed.  I mean, those guys were pretty tough...

Got Milk? What about Magic Milk?

No?  Well get with it already!  These magic straws are filled with flavored beads that change regular milk into a fun and delicious drink.  And get this: they are gluten free, lactose free, low in sugar, all natural and have no preservatives.  I can’t even say that about my toothpaste!  Trust me, brand these and your exposure will be unforgettable!  Available in cocoa, cookies & cream, strawberry and vanilla.

Say cheese!

If your goal is to impress (and whose isn't?) there is no substitute for a brand name.  Flip and Polaroid and Fuji…oh my!   And don’t forget about my little Coby friend.  How does that saying go? Fancy schmancy?  Well by Jove, I think we've got it!

Toasty...

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Gosh, I really wish we could toast our logo onto a slice bread”?  Well congratulations, your lucky day has arrived!   Pop Art Toasters.  The toaster comes in several different styles and colors.  Add your awesome logo and you will have quite the perfect breakfast.  And that my friends is the way the bread is buttered....wait, my bread is buttered?...way to butter the bread?...ugh, whatever.

The way the cookie crumbles...

This is one of the best examples of promotional products done right! Case in point: when Heritage Family Credit Union was looking for a thank you gift for homeowners who closed a mortgage loan with them, they smartly selected this: A gift set with custom shaped cookie cutters, cookie and frosting recipes and their bank representative’s contact info. Hello smart cookies!

Now it’s your turn! Let’s take your logo and turn it into a cookie cutter. Then add a custom recipe card with your company information and a special message. Perfection!  If you are looking for a unique giveaway that puts a smile on people’s faces, look no further!