Bulk Up

Did you know that you can buy M&Ms in bulk? SWAG Necessities can even have your face screened on them using edible ink! Oh we can screen other images on them if that's just too vain for you. Though, I’m hard pressed to think of anyone that fits that description.



Carly might not agree but Martha totally approves! Go figure.

Hybrid

These caught my eye the other day. Native's The Miller Sneaker. They fall somewhere in between crocs and chucks. You probably already figured that out for yourself though. Ahem. I can only imagine you’d have to get used to sweaty feet if you wore these but c’est la vie.



And if you are strictly old school, here is a branded croc option. There are many more to choose from. But you probably already knew that too.

Achoo

Yes I hold my breath when someone coughs or sneezes around me. I thought everyone did until a friend recently informed me otherwise. So what? I admit it...I AM A GERMAPHOBE. So there! Case in point, I got really excited when I saw this pen that is magically antibacterial too. I really hadn’t thought of all the germs on “public” pens. But trust me, I will now…constantly. Gross. Oh and a side note: They can be branded. Two birds, one stone. Done.

Olé

In honor of this morning’s post, I give you coffee! For some reason it’s all I can think of right now. Probably because I am still waiting for the coffee maker to beep.

We first saw these ceramic to-go style coffee cups courtesy of MOMA. But now you can have them in a variety of colors courtesy of SWAG Necessities.

Beep.

Goal!...etc.

You would have to be in coma not to notice all of the World Cup chatter this past week! So staying along those lines AND incorporating other sport activities incase soccer er...football doesn't do it for you, I have a few swag suggestions on this Monday:

Summertime and the livin' is easy

Yep, it's here and personally I'm happy about it! Our recent climb into the nineties got me thinking about summertime branded merch and that perhaps I should start focusing on warm weather promotional products! I can’t promise I won’t go ADD and throw in some random ideas here and there but for now, it’s all about summer!



One thing that comes to mind when I think of warm weather is a PICNIC! I probably shouldn't confess that I've never been to one but I watch enough television to know what they should include! Picnic blanket - check! Coolers - check! Munchies - check! Water - Check! Napkins – check! Seating – check! Table cloths- check! Sunblock – check!

Gazebos - check! What? Is that too much?

Seriously, throw away the key!

This is another one of those products that I feel pretty strongly was a bad idea. It sort of reminds me of the Segway. Can't you just walk? I get the concept but honestly, go to the store and ask for a bluetooth. Sorry Cell-Mate. Not today my friend.

Dork Problem? Solution found here!

I just had a visit with my nine year old niece who had about 20 Silly Bandz aka Squiggle Bracelets wrapped around her wrist. Apparently they are the “in” thing. She literally rolled her eyes at me when I confessed I had never heard of them. Wonder who she learned that from?! And news flash, if you don’t know what Squiggles are then you are a dork too! At least to anyone under the age of...say...13. But trust me, my status is about to greatly improve when I let her know that SWAG carries these magic bracelets. Fruit, insects, music, sea creatures…we’ve got 'em! AND just to climb a few more spots on the totem pole, we can make custom shapes and brand the packaging too!

Here you go Steve!

No, I don't have an iPad...but we do have iPad cases. Seems unfair somehow.

Bottoms Up

Thank god we don’t live in the time of prohibition. In fact, there are really cool and classy corporate gift ideas that revolve around the once-band-substance. Case in point: leather wine coolers, high end cork screws presented in a wooden box, engraved wine stoppers and leather wrapped flasks. All stamped with your brand of course. Oolala. So just relax and enjoy your poison!