The phone is ringing…oh my god.

Cooking your brain isn’t cool.  Hopefully that goes without saying.  But admit it – when you use your cell for work…your earlobe temp often reaches least 500°.

Solution:  The Retro Style Cell Phone Receiver.  The handset inspired by the iconic 1950s Bakelite-style telephone plugs directly into most phones and computers to facilitate chatting via Skype, Facetime, Google Talk and other web-based communicators.  Add your name to the receiver and guarantee that your brand is picked up time and time again.

In other words, it’s the cheese and you’re the macaroni.

Full disclosure…I watched a documentary about A Tribe Called Quest last weekend so I have Q-Tip on the brain.  Next up…Elton John.

Filtered, not stirred.

Sometimes, your words aren’t the only things that need filtering! Check out these custom branded self-filtering water bottles. No longer will you have to worry about where you fill up… at home, at work or even a semi-shady water fountain in the middle of who-knows-where.  I could be more graphic...but I'll take a cue from the bottle and just keep it to myself.  

Sleek design.  Several colors to choose from.  BPA free.  Large imprint area.  Each filter is good for 200 refills (replacement filters are of course available).  I mean, what more could you want?  A fantastic branding opportunity AND a lighter tread on the planet!

Can you hear it now?

Check out the latest cool iPhone accessory on the market!  Reminiscent of the old phonograph, the iPhone Portable Amplifier Horn is a quirky way to play and actually hear your choice of media from your phone.  Whether you are listening to tunes, watching the latest action movie or checking out the latest viral video, the iPhone Amp will allow you to blare your heart’s desire up to 13 decibels over the integrated speaker.  Give your tragus a break from the earbuds and contact Swag Necessities for more info!

Calling Dick Tracy.

Eat your heart out Flattop Jones! 

Meet the customizable cell phone watch. Dial and receive calls from anywhere.  Features a built in microphone and speaker 

for easy use.  Programmable to access voicemail, speed dial contacts and emergency call numbers. 

Now if only I knew Bruce's phone number.

Go Team!

American Apparel Raglan Tees in your company or school colors!

Serious protection for the not so serious.

BUILT products are rooted in superior function as well as the concept

of making life more enjoyable. Doesn’t take long to realize they take both very seriously.

As the BUILT tagline goes, “LOVE YOUR STUFF” and that includes your laptop, your iPad, your lunch,

your booze, your camera, your documents, your cords, your lipstick…you get the idea.

This little piggy got branded.

 Plush breathable terrycloth socks with your artwork as the non-skid safety tread. 

Take them to the market, stay home, eat roast beef, spin around saying wee wee…oh alright, I'll stop.