Calling Dick Tracy.

Eat your heart out Flattop Jones! 

Meet the customizable cell phone watch. Dial and receive calls from anywhere.  Features a built in microphone and speaker 

for easy use.  Programmable to access voicemail, speed dial contacts and emergency call numbers. 

Now if only I knew Bruce's phone number.

Go Team!

American Apparel Raglan Tees in your company or school colors!

Serious protection for the not so serious.

BUILT products are rooted in superior function as well as the concept

of making life more enjoyable. Doesn’t take long to realize they take both very seriously.

As the BUILT tagline goes, “LOVE YOUR STUFF” and that includes your laptop, your iPad, your lunch,

your booze, your camera, your documents, your cords, your lipstick…you get the idea.

This little piggy got branded.

 Plush breathable terrycloth socks with your artwork as the non-skid safety tread. 

Take them to the market, stay home, eat roast beef, spin around saying wee wee…oh alright, I'll stop.

These decals are made for walkin'.

When you are planning a for-profit event you are always looking for advertising space to sell to sponsors.

Sure you can provide banner space, tents, promotional swag but have you looked down yet?

Asphalt and concrete decals! Easy to apply and easy to remove.  But tough as nails in between.

Leave no area untouched.

Only the best.

There are times when only the best will do.  When it comes to journals and notebooks, that would be Moleskine. 

Want to up the ante?  How about personalized Moleskine journals and notebooks.  

Watch the beautiful yet painstaking process used to make the Moleskine journal YOUR Moleskine journal.

What Recession?

TAG Heuer, Omega, Cartier, Montblanc, Tourneau, Movado and more.  For the executive in your work life.

Cool it.

I’m sure you’ve noticed…it’s REALLY hot.  So in the spirit of what seems to me to be an

apocalyptic heat wave, I give you promotional fans! 

Lovely bladeless, oscillating, desktop, usb or battery powered, handheld or electric.  Seems like a brilliant idea any way you pick it.

Even Jesus is down with it.    

Ummm...

Not quite sure what to say here so I think I'll just stop.

Completely customizable high heels with an ever-so-handy bottle opener built into the stiletto. Yep, seriously.

 



Protect the ones you love!

You know…your Ipad, Kindle, Macbook and other electronic devices.  The ones that are glued to your hands 20 hours a day. 
Sound familiar?

Skins, neoprene cases, silicone cases, hard cases, soft cases, subtle, flashy, disguised, leather,

tweed, alligator, jewel encrusted, self-standing or collapsible.

There are so many choices, consider this your heart’s desire.



Under lock & key.

Literally, figuratively and all the rest of it!

Metal padlock style USB flash drives with your logo engraved smack dab in the center.

 And if you’re looking for something with even more pizzazz, I think this will do...



Tick Tock Ding!

Want to acquire new business or receive new orders in a hurry?  Research has proven that the best way to do that is to create a sense of urgency.  And nothing screams, “your time is running out!” like when…well, your time is running out!  Cheeky cow, duck and pig timers could be easily and smartly folded into several unique and memorable promotions.  Subtle…perhaps not.  But sometimes there is NO TIME to read between the lines!  Uhhh, did it work?

Contact SWAG for more info.  Happy Monday!

♪ summer summer summer time ♪

Summer brings many things...one of them is flip flops!  Fully customizable flip flops all the way down to the molded strap tag.

Trust me, all of the cool kids are wearing them.

HONK!

If you don’t care if people love you or hate you, this product is for you!  Custom labeled air horns. 

My next recommendation….ear plugs. 

Gone Sailing

This great Cutter & Buck tote bag makes me dream of my days on the high seas. Oh wait, I’ve never had any...wha wha. 

21oz. cotton canvas tote bag with leather closure, signature Cutter & Buck hardware and lining and your debossed logo is perfect for travel, high end incentive gifts or employee recognition awards!

 

Class Act

 Sometimes your promotional product recognition is just as important as your brand recognition. 

That's why a classic product, such as custom Slinkys, is the perfect choice!

Did you know that: 

• 94% of all Americans know Slinky.
• Slinky has one of the strongest and most recognizable brand names of any product
• Slinky is one of the few products that is still made in America (Hollidaysburg, PA). 
• Slinky is made from 90% recycled metal.
• The Discovery and History Channels selected Slinky as one of the top 10 toys of the 20th Century.
• The U.S. Postal Service honored Slinky on a 1999 commemorative stamp.
• Slinky participated on a NASA space mission. 
• Slinky is recession resistant.
• Slinky is an American icon with an extremely positive image.
• Slinky can be color-keyed to match your clients corporate or product colors.
• Slinky can be used as a means of packaging other products, i.e. compress t-shirt into a Slinky; fill center with candy; add circular Post-it notes; shrink wrap. You’ve just “stretched” your imagination.
• Custom Slinky boxes can be provided for your creative program.
• Real brass and gold Slinkys are available for special awards programs.
• The first kid to ever play with a Slinky, Tom James, the Slinky Master and son of the inventor, can be available for special programs, i.e. autographed Slinky retro boxes, tell Slinky history, demonstrate Slinky.
• Over 300 million Slinkys have been sold! 

Metal Slinkys...Plastic Slinkys...Custom Color Slinkys...Two-Toned Slinkys...what more could you want?

SWIH

Have you ever wanted to strap a water bottle to your head? If you said yes, then this is your lucky day my friend!

It's called the SWIH.  It comes in a rainbow of colors.  It's customizable.  And yes, it's really weird.

Power Balance

Do these things really work?  I dunno.  Why not order them and find out!?  We'll print your info on any of the imprintable areas and you can watch your employees and/or customers NOT fall over.  Just think of the success you'll have at the company softball game!  Or after happy hour.  Hummm.

For those of you unfamiliar with Power Balance:

What is Power Balance?

Created by athletes dedicated to holistic care, Power Balance is a Performance Technology that is a favorite among elite athletes and individuals that strive to perform at the top of their game. Started with a single mission - bring out the best in people by bringing science and nature together. Our customers are our biggest fans.

How Does the Power Balance Hologram Work?

 The thin polyester film hologram is programmed through a proprietary process, which is designed to mimic Eastern philosophies that have been around for hundreds of years.

What do Power Balance users say?
 Power Balance athletes believe in the product; for them, performance is critical to their success. The number of users continues to grow every day. Try it for yourself!

Why was Power Balance created?
 The company was created out of the principle that the founders wanted everyone, no matter what their level of activity, to maximize their potential and live life to the fullest.

How long does it last?
 The holograms are designed to last indefinitely.

Just some of the athletes that use them:

SHAQUILLE O'NEAL
LAMAR ODOM
TREVOR ARIZA
DERRICK ROSE
DREW BREES
MATTHEW STAFFORD
TEEMU SELANNE 
SCOTT KAZMIR
RICKY ROMERO
TODD ROGERS
JOSH BURAN
SCOTT SMITH

And whoever this guys is:

April showers bring...oh, you know the rest.

Custom umbrellas! Great colors, styles and combos available.  Plus, your custom logo to boot. 

Make sure you don't (or anyone else for that matter) leave home without one!

Are we clear?

You’ve seen promotional water bottles galore. But have you seen crystal clear

promotional water bottles that magnify your logo when filled with water? Didn’t think so.

Check out this new spin on a classic.

Ergonomics...Oh yeah, that old thing.

I remember when this buzz word was all the rage but it seemed like no one REALLY did anything about it until their hands literally started going numb. Probably because the solutions were all a little too much of a pain in the a&%. You had to sit in a certain chair, have your screen positioned at a certain angle; you had to place a bulbous pad in front of your keyboard that seemed more uncomfortable than helpful, look away…don’t look away, stop slouching, 12°, 90°, 1,000° blah blah blah. At some point I stopped paying attention.

But I just found this handy new invention! And as it turns out, it can be branded which means it falls right into my promotional products yellow brick road. Check it:
 

AViiQ’s portable, lightweight, sturdy and BRANDABLE laptop stand.  To get the full effect, you must watch the instructional video.  Seriously.  It’s a super cool way for your often traveling, laptop working, must have portability VIPs to keep your company brand and their hands working.