BIG

As the saying goes, bigger is better. So check out these BIG tote bags.
They are a whopping 20% bigger which means…ugh…oh just use your imagination!

御幸運を御祈り致します。

I don’t know why someone invented this. But they did. And I will bet you $100 it was a guy. And yes, you are reading the ad correctly…it does say “He is not a murder tool – It’s the umbrella”. Oookay. What's weirder is that this is supposed to be a promotional product. Promoting getting arrested is all I can think of.

By the way, 御幸運を御祈り致します。means "go with good fortune". If you carry this umbrella around, I think you'll need it. Thanks for the translation Google!

Magnificent Swag

If you haven't checked out the Magnificent Specimens show (in person or online) brought to you by the wildly talented Dave Mead, then just go to the Chelsea Market in NYC or to magnificentspecimens.com. If you haven't checked out the magnificent swag for the Magnificent Specimens show, just see above and below!



p.s. Photos by Gary Meyer :)

Extreme Bling?

Have you seen the 22 carat solid gold iPad? Well, this isn’t it. Nor does this have the gold iPad’s $189,000 price tag (ahem). But I think these gold bar flash drives are almost as shamelessly awesome! And at their bargain price, I don’t think you can go wrong. Granted you can’t melt them down to pay off your house but whatever…

zzzt

Sigh. The itchy red bumps on my leg tell me that it is that time of year again. Mosquitoes. Ugh. I hate those little suckers. But in addition to biting bugs, the warm weather brings an influx of fun outdoor events. What to do, what to do? I’ve got it! Instead of letting a swarm of pesky insects ruin your day, just get bug bans for your soirée. Yes, I just rhymed and my second grade teacher, Ms. Guthrie, would be proud. I think.

Behind You!

Somewhere out there…In small town America…Most likely with a NASCAR race track…Someone’s hat is stalking its prey.

All I’m sayin' is watch your back.

Completely customizable hats. Tiger optional.

wanna gamble?

No need with this great promotional idea. Imagine, custom playing cards just for you! What a world...